myspaced out

i am fascinated by people that attempt to be deep and profound on their myspace profile. "i love living life and the people that make it all worth living, and that every day is a gift, and life and love and..." and so on. they manage to say nothing with as many words as possible. my favorite is when you click on a persons page and it takes forever to load because they have some stupid video of a cat falling off a microwave. maybe the cat was commiting suicide because it realized that it was in the care of a human that was dumber than it. the glitz is by far the ultimate signal of retardnesss in the tenth power. a blinking gittery fairy with hearts and a comet? you're not 12? did you recieve blunt trauma to the head warranting a tax break for your employer? myspace is turning into a high tech version of a sticker book.