new scanner!

i am really a fucking techno idiot. i get one of them new fangled computer scanners, and i'm plum ape-shit. i'm scannin everything i get my hands on, including the chinese take out menu. i really am just a dumb hillbilly. i feel like i'm on the cusp of some great new invention. an invention that's been around longer than kids who can rob me at gunpoint. i would know, i have a bit of a magnetism for armed robbery apparently. sadly, i don't have any photos to scan of my former financial liberators. i guess thes pictures of me and brother will have to suffice.