Tuesday, December 12, 2006

logging is saving the planet

well, i stand corrected. i always thought that the earth was warming up and that the environment was in jeapordy, boy is my face red. according to the experts at "forest products equipment", it's all a bunch of chicken little hooey propogated by the sinister cabal of scientists and wise guys bent on clouding the issue. we need to put a stop to these university research meddlers before they ruin the planet with their insatiable greed and lust for power. let's face facts: ecology is a trillion dollar a year industry. environmentalism has been raking in the cash for decades while the lumber movement gets brushed aside as "a bunch of whiny granola crunching love pixies". it ends now. read for yourself....

1 comments:

Kat Malone said...

Yeah, apparently the holocaust was made up as well. Man, that's a good one! That really had me going!